No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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