waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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