Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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