Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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