At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
