But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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