I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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