I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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