she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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