who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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