so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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