I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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