some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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