Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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