Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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