How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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