try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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