chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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