I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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