I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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