Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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