i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
FUCK WHALES
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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