Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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