Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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