ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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