I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
