Kiss
Puke
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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