did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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