remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he quoted the bible to break up with me
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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