Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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