I puked a lego.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
birth control should be required to get into college
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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