i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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