I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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