remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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