Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
they're like a gay fantastic four
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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