he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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