But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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