i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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