just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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