Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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