i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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