escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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