it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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