We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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