my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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