Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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