is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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