I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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