My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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