Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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