So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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