escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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