His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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