That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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