Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
A bitchslap is in order.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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