bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
two words: eviction party
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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