Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
