they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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