I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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