erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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