Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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