2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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