you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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