yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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